yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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