Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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