what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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