that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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