i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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