he puts the penis in happiness.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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