remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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