yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't deserve a penis
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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