Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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