I'm so fucking centered right now
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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