Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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