Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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