the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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