I CAN MOONWALK!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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