i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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