i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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