with your own penis?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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