I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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