i already hear my dad disowning me
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
