There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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