Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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