I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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