Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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