CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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