everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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