so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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