i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
where are my eyebrows?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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