Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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