well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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