Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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