Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him