ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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