I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
