Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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