I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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