ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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