He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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