Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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