So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
