Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
My vagina just clenched in fear
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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