He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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