Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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