i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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