im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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