You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize