so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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