YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
home. puking in laundry basket.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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