Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
