Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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