A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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