She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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