If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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