But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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